What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Dark matter 'lampshades' dimming stars could solve one of the greatest scientific mysteries - Space

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Craig admits to 'illegal move' in controversial 'no contest' - BBC

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Make Nazis afraid again!

Why do we often have strong feelings for our twin flames, even if they don't feel the same way? Is there a way to make them realize their true feelings for us?

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

James Webb telescope discovers 'a new kind of climate' on Pluto, unlike anything else in our solar system - Yahoo

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Single psilocybin trip delivers two years of depression relief for cancer patients - ScienceDaily

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!